How am I the only person in my home who knows how to properly load a dishwasher? Seriously, what makes a person decide to place a bowl in the dead center of the bottom rack of an empty dishwasher? Or to put largest plate you own in the top rack? Or to wash 16 water bottles at the same time?

While we’re at it, can you please do a quick rinse of heavily caked dishes so that the dishwasher doesn’t smell like Indian food in the morning? You know who you are.